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Sunday, January 1st, 2006
5:57 pm	weirdness U ever have a dream that feels so real, when u wake up what ever u were feeling in the dream, you feel it or somethin assoiciated with it when u wake up? i kno i have. Like honestly...i had this dream lass night that was def like...top 3 weirdest dreams ever. Im walkin around in my trechcoat which was similar to the one in the blade movies...especially cuz i had a sword down the back of it like there is in blade. and i walked around stabbing people who were like...evil an what not...it was weird. Then at one point, this girl, scantaly clad with knee high boots, fishnets, black "boy shorts" bikini-esq top (all of which were in black), and this like neon green hair. Her and her equally scantally clad friend who was blonde but a lil like....bigger, not like fat, just, a more broad shouldered girl...walk in and like...immediatly me n the one who i went into detail on hit it off, like...juss bein all sweet and nice n such. So like...we decide to go to a sabres game later on, we act all lik....dating ish. I come to realize that this girl, who has now changed and her natural hair color is blond and is wearing normal cloths, reminds me alot of a friend of mine whom shall remain nameless. and 2 be honest, gota crush on her...so like...we had a good time at the game, seen her friend runnin around the 300 level, bra and thongs getting paid to get guys to body shots off her. so derek wakes up, realizing how like...shytty it is that i have to dream about this shyt cuz it isnt happinin in rll life ya kno? and then i realize that i really do have a crush on this friend, but as is the story of my life, she "doesnt know if she has feelings for me"...welcome to my life... in other news i leave for ellicoteville with the boys for 3 days tom morning...thats kool, def looking forward to that shyt man. i just hope i dont die. other then that...its 2006...which is just 2005 plus one...which means almost nothing to me, except maybe an outlook for a better year... im out peace Moose Current Music: layla~Clapton (2 Comments |Comment on this)
5:57 pm	weirdness U ever have a dream that feels so real, when u wake up what ever u were feeling in the dream, you feel it or somethin assoiciated with it when u wake up? i kno i have. Like honestly...i had this dream lass night that was def like...top 3 weirdest dreams ever. Im walkin around in my trechcoat which was similar to the one in the blade movies...especially cuz i had a sword down the back of it like there is in blade. and i walked around stabbing people who were like...evil an what not...it was weird. Then at one point, this girl, scantaly clad with knee high boots, fishnets, black "boy shorts" bikini-esq top (all of which were in black), and this like neon green hair. Her and her equally scantally clad friend who was blonde but a lil like....bigger, not like fat, just, a more broad shouldered girl...walk in and like...immediatly me n the one who i went into detail on hit it off, like...juss bein all sweet and nice n such. So like...we decide to go to a sabres game later on, we act all lik....dating ish. I come to realize that this girl, who has now changed and her natural hair color is blond and is wearing normal cloths, reminds me alot of a friend of mine whom shall remain nameless. and 2 be honest, gota crush on her...so like...we had a good time at the game, seen her friend runnin around the 300 level, bra and thongs getting paid to get guys to body shots off her. so derek wakes up, realizing how like...shytty it is that i have to dream about this shyt cuz it isnt happinin in rll life ya kno? and then i realize that i really do have a crush on this friend, but as is the story of my life, she "doesnt know if she has feelings for me"...welcome to my life... in other news i leave for ellicoteville with the boys for 3 days tom morning...thats kool, def looking forward to that shyt man. i just hope i dont die. other then that...its 2006...which is just 2005 plus one...which means almost nothing to me, except maybe an outlook for a better year... im out peace Moose Current Music: layla~Clapton (Comment on this)
Friday, December 30th, 2005
3:26 pm	srtjwrtjththj This world is a scary place. Its dog eat dog, money is power, survival of the fittest, only the strong survive, it doesnt matter how u get there...just get there. Those who lie to loved ones, cheat the system and steal everything they can, the world is theirs. As for those of you who work your asses off, bust your balls, get knocked down kicked in the teeth and get back up...the world povides you with minimal reward and average lives. Not a fan? welcome to life. How can i say this??? The richest man in the world today...a college drop out. The highest paid people in the free world??? Athletes who bitch about not being paid enough to play a sport, actors and actresses who get paid to look good and have 2 week marrages. The people who are supposed to be role models for kids? Steriod freaks, drug addicts and child molestors...yes this is what the world today has become. So what do u do when your not the dirtyest player in the game, the strongest, the fittest, a theif, con, or a lier? Well...ur just along for the ride. now that thats done... i've decided i need out of this town, this state, away from these people, this lifestyle....just everything. People here are so...just...ugh. Im probably included in that group but its like...theres just to much shyt happinin in this close-nit community. ugh, i wanna shootmyself sometimes. i cant stand to hear certain peopels names, certain people drive me nuts for no reason, people u like and wish to date turn weird once they find out that you have a little crush on them, and the peopel who are supposed to be your friends...are really only looking out for themselves in the end... and does n e one else LOVE how no matter what...EVERYONE ELSES SHYT IS ALWAYS WORSE THEN YOURS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOUVE BEEN THERE AND DONE IT...YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND???? yea...thats happened quite a bit latly... "oh so wat...ur parents are gonan take you out of college and your gonna have to enlist...big deal...u have no idea what im going through...(insert name of persons significant other here) just broke up with me"....well excuse me i didnt realize that me having no where to live and possibly going off to war isnt a big deal...im sorry for tryingto concern you with my problems in life, how could i be so stupid to think that my life being totally shattered and my parents giving up on me took preference over your flavor of the week...(this is only swung at those who have issues in their lives and try to solve them by cutting themselves n things of that sort) So heres my plan, change my name to something big and important sounding...move to some small ass town with a currupt gov't...preach revolution....become mayor or w/e of the town, and run the town...ill be my own king...thats what im gonna do...or ill go take over a 3rd world country with a bb gun and turn it into a world superpower...i dunno...i wanna be the ruler of ikakistan....ur sumthin lke that... if all else fails...i move to japan to live in a buddhist temple...and say fuck it... so this was quite random....but im over it...there it b...there it is....FUCKOFF MCCAW! Current Mood: i have no idea (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 26th, 2005
4:48 pm	On the LIne Aight yall, here it is...I need a 2.5 cumulative to get into the Crim. Justice Major at Buff State. Right now i have a 2.33. Which means i need a 2.7 nex semester. So my dad tells me if i dont get a 2.7 This semester then hes not payin for my school. Knowing damn well that i can't afford to go to school payin it on my own, and loans/grants only do so much. Now, im staring that in the face, while at the threshhold of the HARDEST semester of school i have EVER gone through, 18 yrs of schooling, this semester will take the gold as far as challeges. why might u ask? because im taking chemistry AND calc. CHEM AND CALC! yea, mr. imstupidinmath himself in college calc. my only savure on that is im takin chem wit matt and calc wit ern, and erns good in both. The consequences??? if i dont get a 2.7 my parents stop frontin the bill for college...SO derek then has 2 choices, get a full time job and become part of the working class of life full time, OR what i have already chosen to do if i should fail at this task...enlist in the service. More consequences, if i enlist, im not longer welcome in my home. So, in the words of mitch "when that kid goes down, hes taken as many people with him as possible." welcome to reality big man... Current Mood: The Time is Now Current Music: E.I.~Nelly (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 25th, 2005
1:03 am	jhlkjhjk I was gonna just do a "post x-mas" blog n let yall know how shyt went down for me this yr. but something litereally just happened to warrent and 1:30 pm christmas Eve update. After i woke up n ate breakfast...my parents let me chill for a while n then i talked to Joe for a lil while...decided that Meg is nuts...like...seriously...crazy...then i went...played wit the puppy and clean up some shyt (wait, if the cat's my animal, and the dog is my sisters, how did i end up cleaning shyt?) oh well...but then i got to get the mail dressed as the pollock that i am, my jordan shorts, a big green jacket, and my black boots untied with no socks....yea...it was hot...heres were the big twist comes in... i open my mail box to see nothing but a magazine, and what magizine is it??? MY NEIGHBORS MAXIM MAGIZINE...the mans like...in his late 60's almost 70's....its gross...like...eww...yuck...pleeeeeeeeee.... well thats that for now...well see how things go after the polish family festival Current Mood: content (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 24th, 2005
1:32 pm	interesting start to xmas Interesting start to xmas I was gonna just do a "post x-mas" blog n let yall know how shyt went down for me this yr. but something litereally just happened to warrent and 1:30 pm christmas Eve update. After i woke up n ate breakfast...my parents let me chill for a while n then i talked to Joe for a lil while...decided that Meg is nuts...like...seriously...crazy...then i went...played wit the puppy and clean up some shyt (wait, if the cat's my animal, and the dog is my sisters, how did i end up cleaning shyt?) oh well...but then i got to get the mail dressed as the pollock that i am, my jordan shorts, a big green jacket, and my black boots untied with no socks....yea...it was hot...heres were the big twist comes in... i open my mail box to see nothing but a magazine, and what magizine is it??? MY NEIGHBORS MAXIM MAGIZINE...the mans like...in his late 60's almost 70's....its gross...like...eww...yuck...pleeeeeeeeee.... well thats that for now...well see how things go after the polish family festival (Comment on this)
Friday, December 23rd, 2005
7:41 pm	ahhh, pain, suffering, more pain, going really fast down a hill...and yet...i still smile... Damn...wat a crazy ass time its been since my last update. (speaking as though this is some crazy confidential thing) Since we last spoke, i've gotten roughly a 2.7 in my 1st semester...which aint to bad...aint to bad at all. im home for break and life is good. Well, as good as it can be i suppose, all things considered. A few things that are kinda wrnching that up from being super...i was accused of making a move on Taylors G/F Courtny while me n Christina were still together...which...how stupid would i have to be to do that?? like...honestly? ive done some stupid things, but i thought she gave me a LITTLE more credit then that. Guess not...well i figure things this way...in your friends eyes, even in HS...i was never good enough for you...i wasnt the right guy for you...in their eyes you coulda done so much more then the 3 sport athlete redneck of the HS...tha big goofy loud kid. Well, after hearing it for so long...i guess u finally srarted to believe it...i mean shyt...who cares what u seen in me...if all these people are sayin it...it must be true. after all...i was supposedly cheating on you about...uhm, a week into our relationship...i mean, this stuff about people talking about me is nothing new...but its different now...cuz..."well i dont believe YOU because SO N SO said it was true." well fuck you...i dont need you...but i promise you this...youll miss me...youll regret this...you'll end up with some superficial asshole who will treat u like shyt and when you get to the point that we were...he will quit on you like u quit on me...and ull think back to this...and how right THEY were....how right all those people were, about how i wasnt the right guy...and youll talk to THEM, and youll still be friends with THEM...but deep down...youll HATE THEM...because they forced you into believeing something you knew in your heart wasnt true...your looking for a way out...your looking for a reason to walk away...well im not trying to hold you back any more...go...walk away...but like i said...ull miss me... on a different note...both po and amanda need to get the hell over life. they both WIG OUT at the stupidest things...i dont care how stressed you are with school and all this other bull shit...guess what WE WERE THERE TOO!!! WE KNOW HOW IT IS...and just because something small and incignificant happens you wig out on the people (person...not me) we is trying to be ther efor you and who wants nothing more then to see you with a pure, genuine smile on your face...HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE!!!!! and the other one...you need to let people grow on their own...you cant FORCE yourself into someones life that doesnt want you in as far as you are...it just dont work that way...let people have space...let people grow...in the end, it will all work out....be it going seperate ways and moving on, or walking down that broken road...walking through hell not only with each other...but for each other...and when u get out of the buring black hell-fire, youll see that the light at the end of the tunnel is bringhter then any one you've ever seen Mitch...all i can say is....atta boy... Janelle...clear ya head...get ya shyt together...find out where you wanna go in life befor you decide who u wanna go there with...a wagon with no horse goes nowhere hun...dont get stuck in the lancaster shoulda been/wanna be club... who else...oh yes...Erica Roncone...yes...Erica Roncone...im proud of you...from the little chat we had druring then after the swim meet that day...you got ya shyt together...and its about time...uve changed alot, grown up substantially...if it stays that way...youll be aight... Lancaster DECA, what the hell happened to you guys...i mean, i went in ther eto help out n mrs p told me membership is at an alltime high, yet there is NOONE at the workshops...get ya asses n gear people...work hard, trust me itll pay off...college is a whole new beast, the best way to prepare is to start workin now... Matt Taylor...comeon kid...i kno u got more in u then this...i know ur not a slacker like this man...me n u busted our asses last year and we shoulda went to nationals to compete man. we shoulda been state champs...u can do it this year man, you can rock this shyt like it aint never been rocked before....but u gotta work...ur not gon be able to "common sense" it through College bro...step up to the plate...ur not to good to work...and noones gonna hand it to you... Maf n Prawel...hey boys...u guys have been some of my closer friends now that HS is done n we in college...hope to hang with you boys alot more in the near future... Austin, shyt bro, what HAVENT we been through...u wanna talk about walkin through hell...me n u practically tore the place up while we were there...and we almsot tore each other apart too...but in the end, we bro's...cuz thats how we do...FLIP MOOSE SQUAD for life man... Pat...shyt, we've prolly had as many bad times as we have had good. Girls girls girls...dumb girls...bitches be whallin man...that shyt aint worth it...u kno wat im talkin bout so i dont gotta explain. But once me n u get it through BOTH of our heads that its bros befor hoes...well be aight...we gotta hit up some paintball this summer man...ive been waitin to play wit u guys, maybe well find some time this summer. maybe not who knows. BIGERN!!!! lol you kno u my boy. Lol and i gotta say it man, you bring out the ghetto in me...which aint much...but its there man...its there...lol its been sick roomin a room down from you this yr and we've had some good times...u kno i got u man...cant wait to get back n see my best cuban friend man...we gon party n that shyts gon b OD! Tweak~ what can i say man...ur names speaks for itself...haha... i dont know many people that i would rather have as a brother...po aka peeps that goes for you too man. you guys are the best...ALPHA CLASS...WHATS UP! Hitman~your the one whos there for me more often then not...with peeps havin his own shyt to deal with, tweak wiggin out about life n work n...well everything he wigs about, and haze doin his "thing", your the brother that i can always turn to ta just talk n vent. U've been there for me alot this 1st semester bro, and i hope that dont change...hopefully we can hit up a mug night or 2 when we get back...if not....GOODBAR...but i wanna get the bad taste of mugnight out, and the goodone back in....BIG SWIG WHATS UP!!! Haze~ Big Bro...what can i say man, ive told u 1000 times ur my bad influence...and i wouldnt have it any other way....HAZE'N N BLAZE'N BABY!!!!!This City dont know what hit um! i think that about covers you all...i dont know why i went into all that...i just kinda came out...so thats that...we be burnin yall be churnin and everybady wanna see. on that nore...my brain has stopped...so i want you all to know...i got you all right here <3...merry xmas, happy new year if i dont see ya! Current Mood: Tired as hell! Current Music: Nod Ya Head...Will Smith (Comment on this)
Monday, October 31st, 2005
2:32 pm	good so life is good right now...i dont know why...but it is...i dunno man...good times tho...good...fuckin...times Current Mood: WHEW HEW! Current Music: GIT R DONE!!! (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 27th, 2005
3:41 pm	... fuck man....just....fuck.....i dont get it...i just dont get it...maybe ill elaboratet more later...but right now...just....w/e (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
12:18 pm	NEW 10 yet again...its mooses top 10 Current mood: amused So im sitting here at the freakin po's house...and i ask him for a topic for this newest addition of my "mooses top 10" and his first responce was the top ten reasons why colin (his bro) is gay...but id be here all day typing about 111000 reasons...so yea...were not gonna go there...that and the fact that hes standing right behind me...so here we go with another stupid idea of po's....(ouch...i juss got hit) MOOSE'S TOP TEN BEST SONGS OF ALLTIME! 10) Changes~ Two Pac....props to the "dead black man" holla at ya nigga.... 9) Baby got back...i mean who dosent like a song that makes EVERY girl within earshot of the song shake her ass like its noone business....AMAZING 8) One ~ creed...juss cuz i freakin said so... 7) The real slim shady...who else laughs at the wanna be black man who is whiter then michal jackson??? 6) Nelly ~ err time...its an amazing song...DO SUMTHIN! 5) Big n Rich ~ save a horse ride a cowboy...juss cuz its finally about some cowboys gettin ass...none of this PIMP shyt...na man...itz all about the down home country boys... 4) she fuckin hates me ~ who dosent like a song about a bunch of guys swearing about a girl who hates them for no good reason...who hasnt that happend to? 3) Disturbed ~ down with the sickness...the original "get ur ass pissed the fuck off and killsomeone song" primarily used for getting pumped for football and other sporting events...that and if ur ever rlly rlly pissed at your mom...just listen to this...ans smile... 2) Hells bells~ if this song dosent send chills down ur spine...then u must not be living...or should go die...or go die cuz ur not living...or sumthing like that... and the number one SONG OF ALL TIME... 1) a combination of Meatloafs "bat of out hell" and "Confession by a dashboard"....b/c meat loaf is the single most amazing rock artist in the history of life...and if u aint down with that...then i got 2 words for ya...go die! later... Current Mood: HUH? Current Music: ICEY??? (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
10:24 pm	MORE TENS! more 10's Current mood: creative MOOSE'S TOP TEN IS AWSOME MOOSES TOP TEN IS WEIRD MOOSES TOP TEN IS AWSOME AND MOOSES TOP TEN IS WEIRD...BUT ILL NEVER FORGET THE WAY IT WAS GGRRRLLLLLLLL.... Today i bring you another new topic...one that is new...and never before seen or herd...it's magical, itz wonderful, it's wonderfully magical and magically wonderful... todays top ten... Moose's top 10: Stupidest things ever... 10) The concept of "seeing" each other...ok either your goin out...or ur friends with benifits...there is no "seeing" each other...no shyt...i have eyes i can see n e one i want...but i can only date 1 person...(whom by the way i love) 9) online dating...this is more or less pointed in the general direction of po's little brother.... 8) STEALING YOUR BROTHERS BOXERS...once again pointed to po's brother... 7) wearing your girlfriends thong....(note that it was to school and they didnt have sex or nuttin...he juss did it to do it...prawel u stupid kid) 6) white kids who think their black n from the city when they live in lancaster... 5) city kids who think they are the toughest thing walking cuz "man im from the city...n when u from the city...u gotta worry boyut gettin jumped...juss for walkin down the street..." yea...blow me 4) people who are stuck up to the point of not talkin to people who are not like them or who dont wear the same kinda cloths...get over urself... 3) "anti-americans" and people who are "anti flag" that live in america...guess wat assholes...if it werent for you american freedome...ud get shot for this opinion...so ur an american...deal with it... 2) girls who refuse to even consider going out with someone their own age...you kno...the ones who will only go out with a guy whos like...4 years older then them...like a 16 yr old girl n 24 yr old guy...ever wonder y a 24 yr old guy is spending his time with a girl that much younger???? maybe cuz all the girls who know him n are around his age know wat kinda of ass hole he is and a 16 yr old is all he could get...yea...good call... and the number one STUPIDEST THING EVER 1) people who dosent get stuff a chance that could like...turn into the best thign ever...but they dont...so their stupid...like...stupidest ever...hence why there number one... so keep sendin me topics...and ill keep writin top 10s... Current Mood: YEA... Current Music: ACE IN THE HOLE (Comment on this)
1:28 am	WAT EVER Heres an angry one for all of you out there... Moose's Top 10 reasons people FUCKIN SUCK! 10) no on...and i mean NOONE can keep they mouth shut... 9) no matter what people say...things you do WILL COME BACK AND BIT YOU IN THE ASS...NOONE CAN EVER LET N E THING DIE! 8) broken promises...nuff said... 7) if people didnt suck...then you wouldnt have to worry about the tear on ur shoulder that someone cried on... 6) people say they care...but they dont... 5) its always about you...never n e one else...no matter wat...ur problems and such are ALWAYS more important... 4) JUST SHUT UP AND FUCKIN LISTEN YOU COCKY LITTLE BASTARD 3) people think lieing, cheating, and stealing isnt that bad n e more...as long as they get what they want... 2) noone is ever content with what they have....they always ALWAYS ALWAYS WANT MORE! and the number one reason that people FUCKIN SUCK... 1) people dont kno how to leave well enough alone...ever! Current Mood: watever Current Music: alone i break (Comment on this)
Friday, July 22nd, 2005
10:45 am	ANOTHER TOP 10 Moose's top 10: Ways i dont want to die... 10) choking on a rusty spoon that i was using tto eat iced-cream that i stole from my friends bouse bc i had a craving for it,,,, 9) getting crushed by a 400 pound lady that brought home from a bar when i was drunk 8) next to someone who is screaming like a little bitch b/c their life is over... 7) drowning...juss cuz i dont like the thought of not being able the breath n e thing but water...and having Mr Syzmanski try to save me n giving me mouth to mouth gives me the jibblies 6) burninating...i mean who the hell wants to burninate...10 to 1 you have the rest of eternity to burninate in hell...so y die that way??? 5) random impalement...i mean who wants to be randomly impaled by random things...in random places...in no particular order...i mean u just keep getting stuck with shyt like a pin cushion untile u die of bleeding...or one randomly hits u in a vital area...ouch 4) being crushed by a 12 sided die...(dice)...nuff said... 3) being raped ravaged n tourtursd n murdered by 4 300 pound black men (or men in general)...thats like...shyt 2) in a boring way...i mean who REALLY just wants to die...? and the number one way i WOULD NOT WANT TO DIE... 1) BEING FANGORIOUSLY DEVOURED BY A GELATENOUS MONTER..... Current Mood: crazy Current Music: ZOOT ZUIT RIOT (Comment on this)
12:09 am	ahhhhh here it goes... Moose's top 10 reasons: i hate my job... 10) Those stupid ass walkie Talkies... 9) It takes time away from the rest of my life... 8) I CANT STAND THE STUPID BLACK KID I WORK WITH!!! 7) People dont kno how to use cart corrals 6) people dont know how to drive 5) people ask me questions about what goes on in the store like i have a clue 4) MY HOURS SUCK ASS! 3) j might not get off for my OWN GRADUATION PARTY! 2) stupid fucking carryouts... and the number one reason i hate my job... 1) IM THE STORES BITCH!!!! and now..for the 2nd of todays selection... Moose's Top 10: reasons i love my job... 10) eye candy 9) employee discounts on pop 8) MART CARTS! 7) watching people waste money on that stupid ass claw machine is the funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen... 6) it makes me love my g.f sooooooo much more... 5) EASY MONEY (for the most part...that hard moeny takes up number 11 of why i hate my job) 4) Kool cashiers 3) peaceful eveinings (when i close) 2) the art of slacking off can be perfected...and i am quite good... and the number one reason i love my job... 1) SEEING THE PEOPLE THERE MAKES ME SOOOO HAPPY THAT IM IN LOVE WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AND THAT WE HAVE A FUTURE (much unlike all forms of fulltime employment at tops) thank you and goodnight Current Mood: cranky Current Music: ALONE I BREAK~koRn (Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
12:44 pm	NEW TOP 10~ top 10 Current mood: creative (a minor prelude to the top 10 today) the situation: The moose is playing a game on his computer called "Pesants Quest"...as he walks through the poorly made, 2 dimensinal world...he meets a character named "Kerrik", Kerrick walks over to him and whaps him on the head...and he dies...The moose yells..."AHHHHH CRAP!...well i guess i could do...that thing....that i do... Types www.myspace.com gets message in his mail box that reads: "hey moose, y dont you do a top 10 about the supidest things people have ever said/done to/with you..." the moose replied: "Well maybe that had wayyyyyyy to many backslahes and such...so how about this..." Moose's Top 10: Stupidest Responces Ever (made by other people) 10) Derek asks while at work "what can i do ya for" and the girl replys "Free" 9) Girl walks into school store with rlly high heeled shoes on...derek says "Nice Fuck me Boots" girl says..."yea, and they work"... 8) While talking to a freshmen cheerleader that sat near me in lucnh about the balck man she dated Derek asks "Was he Hung?" (in the perverted sense) her reply "no he moved to clarence" 7) Derek Asks "whats up" girl replys..."hopefully you" 6) This one didnt happen to me...but i was there when it happened to a buddy of mine He says "Hey, whats goin down?" (askin of plans for the night) girl says "My Pants" (and takes off her pants...) 5) Derek asks "do you have a pen i can use?" girl replys "yea, but u have to get it out of my pants" 4) During swimming derek puts jo-bo (out coconut mascot) into nikki zimmermens shorts (she wanst wearin them at the time) and she looks n says "wow i have a big ass" 3) Derek goes to pick someone up for school his junior year, rings doorbell and girl goes to walk to car in her thong...derek goes..."forgettin sumthin"...n she goes..."oh shyt...i knew it felt cold" 2) Derek asks "what are you doing later" girl goes..."i dont kno i dont remeber his name" and we actually have a tie for number 1...so the 2 number one stupidest things ever herd in responce to a question asked are... 1) "oh so whos the new flavor of the week reco?" and she says "hes not a flavor of the week...i actually like this one" ~and~ 1) "Reco, when did u start smoking?" her reply "Its not my fault...my parents make me"...(DAR!) ill get some better ideas...cuz this was way to long... Current Mood: MOOSES ON FIRE!~ Current Music: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT (Comment on this)
Monday, July 18th, 2005
6:02 pm	tops 10's so ive started doing these..."moose's top 10 lists"...and yea...itz kinda fun...so im gonna go ahead and put them on here...cuz yea...i like um...u can also check them on Myspace and Greatestjournal... AHHHHH HERE IT GOES... So...just out of sheet boredom...ive decided to post an on going thing called Moose's Top 10 ______. its gonna be fun....so heres the 1st topic... Moose's Top 10: Reasons I Love Being Me... 10. who else can do the shit i do n get away with it? 9. like id wanna be you? 8. my car 7. im athletic 6. im desireable 5. Does hung like a moose mean n e thing to you? 4. i have a goos sense of humor 3. good friends 2. great family... and the number one reason i love being me... I AM GOING OUT WIT THE MOSE AMAZING GIRL OF THE HISTORY OF LIFE! Its time for another installment of mooses top 10 TOP 10: things i hate cleaning... 10) cloths 9) the bathroom 8) my room 7) the basement 6) cat shit 5) dog shit 4) dog piss 3) hair balls 2) cat puke and the number one thing i HATE cleaning up DOG PUKE!!!! another top 10... seeing as how i juss recently graduated...well it wasnt that recent...but i did just graduate...so here we go with Moose's Top Ten things i WILL NOT miss about HS: 10) the stupid feshmen wit those HUGE ass bookbags... 9) Frau... 8) 5 WEEK WARNINGS 7) 9 periods plus... 6) the :"im kool so go die" crowd 5) Dennis 4) Frau 3) Fire Drills 2) the media center ladies... and the Number one thing i will not miss about HS... 1) All the stupid ass petty bullshit... Thanks...see ya next time... doin top tens with the viscosity...this is mooses top 10 So here we go...one more time...everybody is feeling fine...here we go now...hey hey here we go...mooses top 10 has got the flow... Moose's top 10: Things i HATE doing... 10) cleaning 9) the speed limit...(how tru is that) 8) listining to my rents bitch 7) being bored! 6) listining to peoples that im not a fan of 5) obeying my curfew 4) BEING BORED! 3) running out of things to do 2) waiting for people to reply to IM's and the number one thing i hate doing... 1) waiting for peoples to call me when we are supposed to have plans... Thank you...ill be here all night Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: none... (Comment on this)
Friday, July 15th, 2005
1:56 pm	rebirth in an instant...then gone again (THIS IS NOT A MOOSE TALKING) every notice that things you thought were gone...sometimes just...pop up, rear their head...one last time...and let you know that they're still there and very much alive?? they do it all the time...and without warning...make you htink about things that were farthest from your mind?...like take this...live journal thing here...havent writtin in it since i got a greatestjournal...but ilooked at a friends profile and low and behold...the link to thier live journal is there...and like...boom...here i (not the moose)...am...im just...there...typing to my little hearts content...and then like...i looked at a friends entry about...bein in love and things you regret...and in neither one was an incident invilving me mentioned...not that i oculd see n e way...and i was like...wow...have i been living a lie??? have i been thinking that i was more when i wasnt...have i been thinking that i was this...influental person who no matter wat always had not just a plave among the stars...bc stars can get lost in the crowd...but a place where i would be the equivilent of the sun...but i wasnt...i was merely an event that happened in the past that there is no real significant to except that...i just happened to be there in those random places in time??? and if thats the case...am i really content with just being an event in history...something that came an went...something who in a few years will only be remembered by things written down...letters sent...random things from/about me found in an old box labeled "random shyt i dont care about"...and i dont think i am...i mean...yes in that instant of "oh wow...this was from when i ________________________________________________________ with derek" and as soon as the thought passes...i am forgotton once again...only to be a thoguht associated with that peice of paper, picture...w/e...i dunno...just some random thoughts from a kid who is over tired...and has nothing better to do on a day where he realized that sleeping in till 1 pm isnt that hard...and that...soetimes...things just wont go away...especially when u thought they were sumting bigger then they are... M Current Mood: ugh Current Music: w.e is on right now... (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 18th, 2005
11:52 am	live journal died... no more of this live journal...im on greatest journal now.... catch me here... Chronicals of a Lost Soul... http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/betrayerofgods/ peace...see u on the other side! Current Mood: who knows Current Music: hey ya! (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 16th, 2005
11:56 pm	survey cuz im fuckin bored! survey shit [Current Clothes] BLACK SHIRT n jean shorts [ Current Mood ] blah [ Current Music ] nothing [ Current Taste ] bagel [Current Make-up] none [ Current Hair] hat hair [ Current Annoyance ] not being able to plan my own life... [ Current Smell ] my dog [ Current Favorite Artist ] couldnt tell ya [ Current DesktopPicture ] island scean [ Current Favorite Group ] who cares [ Current Book you're reading ] nothing...hah [ Current CD in CD Player] some mix i DLed [ Current DVDin player] monty python n the holy grail....FUCK YEA COW GIRL!!! [ Current Color Of Toenails ] none [ Current Refreshment ] nothing [ Current Worry ] when is this week over!!! Last person... [ You Touched ] austin...we shook hands u sick fuck! [ You Talked to ] mom [ You Hugged ] trista??? i think [ You Instant messaged ] tina [ You Yelled At ] uhhhh austin or one of my parents...not in anger tho [ You Kissed ] christina FAVORITE... [ Food ] TACOS! [ Drink ] ORANGE SODA!!! [ Color ] black n red...(soon to be orange) [ Album ]The sickness or Horse of a different color [ Shoes ] nike [ Candy] sweedish fish or n e thing peanut butter [ Animal ] normally dogs...but i like my current cat... [ TV Show ] I don't watch much tv...sports kick ass [ Movie ] to mant to list...the longest yard is SOOOO up there [ Song ] to many [ Fruit ] apples [ Cartoon ] to many ARE YOU... [ Understanding ] most of the time [ Open-minded ] on occasion [ Arrogant ] fuck no...im to good for that shyt [ Insecure ] nope [ Interesting ] yea [ Random ] fuck no...me...random...never! [ Hungry ] mmmmmm food! [ Friendly ] yeap [ Smart ] when im interested in something [ Moody ] not normally [ Childish ] yeap [ Hard working ] usually [ Organized ] no [ Healthy ] yes [ Shy ] ha! no [ Difficult ] sometimes [ Attractive ] im hot shyt man! [ Bored Easily ] i dunno [ Messy ] yea...my rooms a sty! [ Thirsty ] all te damn time [ Responsible ] sorta [ obsessed ] nope [ Angry ] sometimes [ Sad ] no [ Happy ] usually [ Hyper ] yea [ Trusting ] yes [ Talkative ] yes [ Legal ] HAHA THE MOOSE IS 18...I CAN BUY LOTTO TIX...SMOKES...N PORN...WELL KNOIN ME...TIME TO GO BUY PORN...EVEN THO I DONT NEED IT! WHO DO YOU WANT TO... [ Kill ] death is bad...but yea [ Slap ] WTF kinda ? is this hsyt...dudes dont slap! [ Get Really Wasted With ] noone [ Get High With ] noone [ Look Like ] myself! [ Talk To Offline ] n e one [ Talk To Online ] everyone [ my name is ] moose [in the morning i am] horny [all i need is] sleep [love is] a good thing... [im afraid of] fear is for the weak [i dream about] people HAVE YOU EVER: *prank called someone: who hasnt *been prank called: yep *fallen asleep in class: yep *been suspended since first grade: uh huh *been expelled: nope *contemplated suicide: no comment *attempted suicide: no comment *seen someone die: i dont think so *cut yourself: not on purpose *slit your wrists: no *flirty eye contacted someone in class: fuck yea *fantasized about someone: wat am i..not human *kissed someone elses partner: lol *had oral sex with someone elses partner: once or twice...NOT RECENTLY THO! *had sex with someone elses partner: yea...NOT RECENTLY THO! *trashed a hotel room: no *trashed someones home at a house party: na man *worried about your friends? all the time *had your friends worry about you? if they do they do...if not..i can handle myself...i didnt make it this far with someone else holdin me up... LAST PERSON YOU: *told them you loved them: PUDDIN...AKA...CHRISTINA *complimented: austin *spoke to on the phone: sparkles! *got an e-mail from: i dunno... *spoke to on-line: sparkles n jill *bitched with: sister *bitched about: uhhh everyone *missed: someone *were excited about seeing: i dunno *wished you could see them more: christina *wished you would see them less: other peopel *fought with verbally: mom *fought with physically: brad sinski...long time ago...sick fight tho *wanted to kiss: christina *had sex with: christia *wanted to have sex with: christina *saw: austin *swore at: everyone *laughed at: austin EITHER OR: *Britney/Christina: christina *N.I.N/Marilyn Manson: Marilyn Manson *Blink 182/Jimmy Eat World: burn them both! *Sepultura/Soulfly: huh? *Incubus/Deftones: dontrlly care *Linkin Park/Limp Bizkit: Linkin Park *Papa Roach/Alien Ant Farm: papa roach *The Ataris/The Vandals: ataris *No Doubt/Snake River Conspiracy: No Doubt *Disturbed/Mudvayne: disturbed!!!! *Rancid/The Clash: nah *Coal Chamber/Smashing Pumpkins: coal chamber *Kurt Cobain/Elvis : kurt AND FINALLY.... *Classical/Pop: pop *Punk/Ska: punk *Black/industrial: um *Emo/Indie: emo? 1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? Montana...in the rockies 2. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? sweatpants n a hoddie 3. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT? dont remeber 4. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? the woods...nature...my cabin 5. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? school, home sometimes 7. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? both 8. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? when ever i want 9. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? fridge 10 . WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? life 11. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? drums 12. FAVORITE COLOR? black 13. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR or SUV? i dunno...i like american muscle 14. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? idk 16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? fall 17. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE? vaccume 18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? superstrength to the point of indestructiblity 19. IF YOU HAD (for the next 10 days) A TATTOO, WHAT WOULD IT BE? uhhhh i have one??? 20. CAN YOU JUGGLE? no 21. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK WITH? no comment 22. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY? sunday...day off! 23. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? alota shyt 24. WHICH DO YOU PREFER A HAMBURGER OR SUSHI? hamburger 25. FAVORITE FLOWERS? w/e i give.... random side note...85 percent of all females asked tonight said they;d fuck me... Current Mood: tired Current Music: none (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 4th, 2005
11:57 am	Invalid video URL. Get More Music Videos @ MusicFeet.com Disturbed - Down With the Sickness I DUNNO IF THATS GONNA WORK...BUT I THOUGHT ID TRY...SICK SHYT MAN...OH WELL...UM YEA IM BORED....BUT I GET TO MAKE 70 BUCKS THIS WEEKEND UMPIRING....NOW I KNOW COOL, AND UH, THATS KOOL... Other then that were FINALLY getting everything for prom set up with wats goin on b4, that night with the limo, and the next few days after prom...THIS IS THE EXACT REASON WHY WE NEVER...EVER...LET PAT PLAN N E THING...but yea...itll be fun good times...i dunno tho man...the time is going so slow...hopefully it will speed up cuz im gonna be mad ass crazy busy this week...work tonight, baseball/planning for the limo tomm, senior recognition mon, work tues, nothing wed, thurs sports banquet (im supposed to work but yea...fuck them) and finally friday is PROM! well..i dunno i think thats all i got for ya...peace and love peoples... Moose Current Mood: chillin... Current Music: Rockapella...Sittin on the Dock at the Bay (2 Comments |Comment on this)